The Cathal O’Riain emails : CARLOS KNIGHT

The theme at last month’s brownbread mixtape show was “The Internet” and Kalle (cleverly disguised as Cathal O’Riain) embarked upon some electronic correspondence with a number of email scammers. The result was pure comedy gold. Here is the second of those email exchanges with the curt, cool and oblivious Carlos Knight – not a word of it has been altered. He clearly has no interest in doing the business after all. What a tease. Enjoy!

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More Cathal O’Riain emails:

Cathal O’Riain’s email exchange with Gladys Faustino
– a tale of evil stepmothers, Kimmage mechanics and true love –

Cathal O’Riain’s email exchange with Thomas Cox
– an epic chat about couriers, photos of cash, Bob Dylan and friendship-

Cathal O’Riain’s email exchange with Patrick Joseph
-a tale of poems in exchange for a credit card-
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RE: I have a question about your business…
Carlos Knight <carlosk@bi********tion.com>
Sun, Oct 31, 2010 at 5:55 AM

Hello,

I was searching online to find a new business and I came across your information.

Can you tell me, are you still involved? If you are, how are things going for you?

Please let me know.

Sincerely,

Carlos Knight


The Brownbread Mixtape Murphy
Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 10:23 AM

Dear Carlos,

Not only are we still involved, we do “the business” every day!

Are you interested in doing the business with us?

Let me know what your interests are and we can explore things further.

Cathal O Riain


Carlos Knight
Thu, Nov 4, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Hi Cathal,

Thanks for getting back to me so soon.I just want to make sure your business will plug into my marketing system.

If I’m able to plug it in, then I’ll easily be able to make quite a few sales a week.

In fact, that’s what I am doing with the other programs I’m involved with right now.

Let me check out a few things and I’ll get back to you.

Sincerely,

Carlos Knight


The Brownbread Mixtape Murphy
Fri, Nov 5, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Carlos,

Delighted to hear you might be able to plug us in!

Isn’t that what doing the business is all about after all?

Please do check out a few things and get back to me.

I am eager to start doing the business with you.

Our areas of expertise are in writhing and selling our bodies of work.

I eagerly await your response

Cathal


The Brownbread Mixtape Murphy
Mon, Nov 15, 2010 at 11:51 PM
Carlos

I just wanted to follow up with you about doing the business.

Any interest?

Cheers,

Cathal

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  1. Pingback: The Cathal O’Riain emails: THOMAS COX | the brown bread mixtape

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